THEY SAID SLEEP IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN, WHY IS IT...
peachesandmayo: perfect-imperfections: misleading-homosexual: starlitvalkyrie: jkimisyellow: brandonality: jellomuffins: kochira: Japan .. you win again, another useless song stuck in my head for life. the one in the yellow has so much groove though I feel like this is a children’s show that teaches kids to love vegetables. I now love veggies. omg my new favourite thing...
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
I have 3 different personalities.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: the one where I’m out-going and loud. the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: a girl on Facebook posted this picture these are the comments is this real life
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: most inspiring lil wayne lyrics almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt you think your shit don’t stink but you are mrs P U i wear them skinny jeans so you can see my fat wallet when im done she hold me like a conversation weezy baby i’m down like the economy i’m back like i forgot something This is rap apparently…
I always feel bad, man. I promise you there is no white writer out there, who...– Junot Diaz, at New York City College of Technology in Downtown Brooklyn. more. (via thesmithian)
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
When bitches fall in scary movies.
lolzpicx: I’m sitting here like “GET THE FUCK UP” But they’re sitting on the ground like And I’m like “Bitch, you tripped on a twig.” Just Funny Pics click here for more
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: “im probably the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet” “im probably the most random person ever” “youll never meet anyone like me” “im different from most girls”
chescaleigh asked: RE: professional - erm? yeah i guess so!? I don't have a "day job" anymore so all I do is make videos, write and go on auditions/speaking engagements. so yes, i'm a full time...vlogger/actress/writer. kinda crazy. and yes, there are a lot of YouTubers who think they're such big shots that they can't even thank the people that got them where they are. believe me,...